100+ Hilarious Car Pick Up Lines

Do you love cars and making people laugh? If so, then you’ll love these hilarious car pick up lines. Sure, they may seem corny, but sometimes they can actually work! Whether you’re trying to find a date at the car show or just have fun with your friends, these car pick up lines are sure to get a laugh or two. Keep reading to see some of the funniest and most successful car pick up lines that have been used in real life.

Also read: 100+ Llama Alpaca Pick Up Lines And Jokes For Hilly People

Hilarious Car Pick Up LinesPin
Hilarious Car Pick Up Lines

Hilarious Car Pick Up Lines

Hilarious Car Pick Up LinesPin
  • Who needs oil when you’re naturally charged?
  • Honey it is as if the waze in my car is broken. Can you help me navigate towards your heart?
  • How about we go to my garage and see what’s under the hood.
  • It’s just paper – all I own is a pickup truck and a little Wal-Mart stock.
  • Want to charge up with me?
  • You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
  • How could you possibly be hotter than my car it is imaginably the best thing ever?
  • I’ll try every car key I have just to get into your heart and I will gladly do it as fast as I can.
  • If I were a hybrid car, I’d let you hand the control over to my electric engine.
  • If you were a car, I’d drive you all night long.
  • I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
  • Boy you make me want to fall in love faster than this car is capable of can ever drive long.
  • Since gas prices are so high sweetie, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
  • Between me and my car I am more efficient than her. Let me show you tonight.
  • Can you please rearrange my rearview mirrors so that I can see your lovely face better.
  • I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
  • I need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating.
  • I’ve changed the shocks of my car. Wanna try them?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time.
  • If you were a car, I’d let you jump me.
  • Can I buy you a tank of the gas baby?
  • Hello. I’m sorry but I’m lost. Can you show me the road to happiness?
  • Excuse me, ma’am, we’re going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you’re blinding the other drivers.
  • You got my machine overheating just by looking at you and it feels so amazingly good.
  • If you were a car door sweetheart, I’d slam you all night long.
  • Can I park my car in your garage.
  • Let’s make like an LS1 and get the hell out here.
  • Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system sweetheart? I need directions to get into your pants.
  • Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!
  • I won’t ever be lost because I’ve got the directions to you memorized in my mind
  • Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d totally wreck you.
  • I’ll pop your clutch sweetheart.
  • I’d drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther.
  • If you were a car, I’d be willing to pay for new headlights.
  • You have the ability to ignite my soul and my entire world all at once and it’s amazing.
  • Would you like to lubricate my camshaft babe?
  • Girl, if you were a race car. You’d be lightning, McQueen.
  • Want a free ride in my car towards the door of forever with me because I am willing to do so.
  • I promise I am 100% charged. Let me show you this 100% tonight.
  • If you were a car door, I’d slam you all night long.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight babe, or I should drive around the block again?
  • I’d love to be your hydrogen fueling station.

Also Check: 125+ Best Country Pick Up Lines

Latest Car Pick Up Lines

Dirty Car Pick Up LinesPin
  • With all these high gas prices, we should park somewhere and talk.
  • My batteries are designed for extended life.
  • Can I rearrange your rearview mirrors baby?
  • Hey, do you like your car? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.
  • Hey, why don’t you and I make Click and Clack our bridesmaid and best man at our wedding?
  • Hi sweetheart! I’m from out of town and lost…could you show me the way to your house?
  • Would you like to buy me dinner with your tax credit?
  • I know a great place to bike ride. Let’s hop on my private jet!
  • Nice Headlight sweetie!
  • Don’t let the compact size fool you.
  • I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
  • Do you come here often?
  • Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.
  • If you were a car, I’d check your oil regularly.
  • Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.
  • You got my heart racing faster than it is capable of handling and I love you for that.
  • I can make you fall in love faster than the fastest racing car in the world ever can drive fast.
  • Smile while lifting a sign that says, “Am listening to Car Talk. Wanna listen together?
  • You should see MY Stop/Start capability.
  • I’ll make sure you idle less.
  • I want to race with me to the end of this world in this lifetime because I gladly would?
  • My nuts are made of titanium.
  • Baby! You blow my fuses.
  • It doesn’t matter if you are far, I will make my car go fastest to get to you so I can see you.
  • Pardon me, babe do you have any Grey Poupon?
  • Hey Girl! Your eyes remind me of my car headlights. So Bright, Big & Beautiful.
  • This car is small, but we can make it work.
  • Would you like to blow my head gasket?
  • I need some hands-on help with my rod/stroke ratio babe.
  • You’re like your hybrid, so quiet but so powerful.
  • Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
  • Ever heard of the dancing car? Get in and I will show you.
  • Wanna free lube job?

Related: 110+ Best Cowboy Pick Up Lines

Naughty Car Pick Up Lines

Naughty Car Pick Up LinesPin
  • Can I offer you a space to plug in and recharge?
  • I’d love to be your hydrogen fueling station.
  • I’d like to put my piston in your cylinder.
  • This car is roomier than I thought! Does that mean we can recline the seats?
  • Sir you should know car washes are more fun when done with me so let’s do it together?
  • Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I’d love to wreck you.
  • I’d like to put my piston in your cylinder.
  • Want to go for ride honey?
  • I don’t mind if you’re going to pool with me, just bring your beautiful self with you.
  • I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!
  • I like things with more miles per gallon.
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • Tonight, has been a fun ride. Want to do this again tomorrow night or for the rest of the year?
  • Babe, getting into my car is synonymous with getting into my life indefinitely that is true.
  • So what kind of car do you drive?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?
  • Can I offer you a space to plug in and recharge?
  • Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I’d love to wreck you.
  • You have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper.
  • I’m on my way to the pet store to pick out a new puppy… would you like to help me?
  • May I check your fluids with my dipstick.
  • Can I adjust your rearview mirrorS?
  • Hi! I’m from out of town and lost…could you show me the way to your house?
  • Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole babe?
  • I do not care if we go slow or fast as long as I am with you for I care for you the most.

Related: 100+ Best Cuteness Pick Up Lines

Latest Posts