95+ Dirty Gym Pick Up Lines

If you’re looking for the best gym pick up lines to impress your crush, you’ve come to the right place. These dirty gym pick up lines are sure to make your crush smile and give you the confidence to start a conversation. Whether you’re at the gym, in the locker room, or just outside, these lines are sure to get you noticed and make your crush take notice. Read on to find the perfect gym pick up line that will make your crush swoon.

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Dirty Gym Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a boxer? How about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head? Copy This.
  • Are you a high jumper because you make my bar go up.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
  • Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?
  • Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?
  • Are your legs tired? You have been running in my mind all day.
  • Can I get your jersey? Your name and number?
  • Can you close the bracelet for me?
  • Can you teach me how to use this machine?
  • Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
  • Did you hear the latest health report? It said you’re supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.
  • Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
  • Do you have a band-aid? Because I’m cut!
  • Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
  • Do you have any tape? Because I’m totally ripped.
  • Do you know any workout to reduce the b*?* size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.
  • Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.
  • Do you squat here often?
  • Do you think that class instructor good?
  • Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?
  • Do you work at UPS, because I saw you checkin’ out my package.
  • Don’t go to the zoo today… (flexing) because the pythons are out.
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
  • Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I’d gladly put my meat inside you
  • Girl, I heard your into fitness. How about fitness in your mouth?
  • Girl/Boy you make working out look good!!!!
  • Going to a sculpture class won’t even get you this chiseled.
  • Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?
  • Hey baby are you a boxer? You should because your one h*?* of a knock out!
  • Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh? Neither do I, but it broke the ice.
  • Hey baby, I have sarcoplasmic hypertrophy ALL OVER.

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Short and Funny Gym and Fitness Pick Up Lines for Your Crush

  • Hey there! It’s your turn to spot me because I spotted you from across the room when you got in.
  • Hi, I see that you’re new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
  • Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
  • Hi, my name’s [name]. Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later tonight.
  • How’d you like to be my special push-up partner?
  • How’d you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?
  • How’d you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
  • I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.
  • I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
  • I have more M than a church on Sunday!
  • I hear your thirsty? Well I’ve got a six pack right here!
  • I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps… do you wanna help me verify this?
  • I heard you like lifting weights, then you’ll love to lift these nuts into yo mouth
  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away… plus, I just did an hour on the elliptical and I’m feeling a little woozy.
  • I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today because I’m gonna make your Bedrock!
  • I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.
  • I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour…
  • I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
  • I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.
  • I should be working out right now, but I’m talking to you. Wanna catch a movie?
  • I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
  • I’m afraid that I have to ask you to leave. Your s*?*? body is making other girls here look really bad.
  • I’m gonna have my ‘whey’ with you!

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Best and Flirty Gym and Fitness Pick Up Lines for Him Or Her

  • I’m too flexy for my shirt… too flexy for my shirt… too flexy…
  • I’ve got a 6 inch tongue and please teach me know how to use it.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  • If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?
  • If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
  • Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your is?
  • Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
  • Ladies do you where there’s a lot of female equipment for you to use.
  • Let’s do lunge.
  • Lets play midget boxing, get on your knees and give me some blows
  • Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
  • My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.
  • My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in!
  • My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
  • My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
  • My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you
  • Nice legs you have! What time do they open?
  • Nice legs. So, what time do they open?
  • Seeing that you’re new here, let me show you where the water fountain is…the next drink’s on me.
  • S*x burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
  • Sorry, but you owe me a water. [“Why?”] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • That Stairmaster isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up…
  • That’s a stain on my bra top, isn’t obvious? (pointing to the b*?*?)
  • The weights in this gym just aren’t heavy enough… would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?
  • They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?
  • They say the best exercise is in the bedroom. That’s where I get the most resistance
  • This elliptical isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.
  • Wanna sample some of my SuperPump?
  • Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
  • We should train together, I’ve heard it’s good for bone density. And I don’t just mean my skeleton.
  • What has 145 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  • What say we head over to GNC for a bottle of human growth hormone?
  • Word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place and spread the word?
  • You don’t need to waste your time on that treadmill, you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • You got a new Apple iPhone. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?
  • You must be a track star because you’ve been runnin marathons through my mind ALL day.
  • You should probably leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
  • You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth.
  • Your dad must be a baker, ‘cuz you’ve got hot buns.
  • Your eyes are so blue im swimming in them
  • Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?

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