Trying to pick up that special police officer in your life? Whether you’re off-duty or on, these 60+ funny and corny police pick up lines should help. Now all you need to do is figure out how to deliver them with just the right amount of humor so you don’t get punched in the face.
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Police Pick Up Lines
- Somebody call the POLICE… Cause it must be illegal to be this Fine
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I’m ready to enfore the law of attraction.
- Is your name “law”? ‘Cause I’d like to lay you down.
- What are you doing with your night stick later?
- What else do you do with that night stick?
- You have the right to remain silent. I doubt you will.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!
- What can I say? You got me at homicide.
- You got fine written all over you.
- I’m ready to enforce the law of attraction.
- I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren.
- My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?
- You are under arrest for not giving me your number.
- I’m a police officer!
Dirty Police Pick Up Lines
- How about you c0©k my gun?
- Not here to bust you. But we are here for your bust.
- Are you the police? Because you’re taking my breath away 😉
- Stop! Don’t you know it is illegal to look that fine?
- Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed…
- COPS!! Spread em’.
- You have the right to remain silent, but I doubt you will.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.
- Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven?
- Ma’am we’ve had some complaints that you’re being too S#xy. I’m gonna have to arrest you.
- Bullproof vest? Nah, it’s all muscle.
- Theres A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.
- I’m not here to bust you… I’m here for your bust.
- Excuse me ma’am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
- I’m writing you a ticket – you’ve got ”fine” written all over you.
- Let’s go to my place for some under-cover work.
- I love a man in uniform
- Do you know if there is any police around? Because I’m trying to steal your heart.
- I’m writing you a ticket. “Fine” is written all over you.
- Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed.
- Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?
- I’d love you to frisk me.
- Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.
- Excuse me, ma’m. there’s been a report of a deviant around. i’m going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
- Want to plant something on me?
- If being S#xy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation… In my pants.
- I have a great idea for those handcuffs.
- Damn, if being S#xy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
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Funny Police Cop Pick Up Lines
- Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing.
- You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
- Want to play good cop bad cop?
- Im gonna have to cuff you and take you downtown.
- Ever seen a baton this big?
- Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin Donuts?
- Are you going to come quietly?
- Bullproof vest? Nah. It’s all muscle.
- Hey Girl You Wanna Play Police Officer? Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath
- Hey girl are you the police Because I want to avoid you at all costs
- Step out of the vehicle. Walk a straight line into my life.
- Drop ’em!
- That’s a mighty big “flash light” you have there officer….
- I hear cops like a big bust.
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