50+ Best 911 Pick Up Lines

911 was a tradegic in the history of United States. Here is a collection of best 911 pick up lines you can use to impress the guy or girl you like. These 911 pick up lines are great conversatio starters too. Make sure you use these pick up lines appropriately to get a date with someone you like.

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Best 911 Pick Up Lines
Best 911 Pick Up Lines

911 Pick Up Lines

911 Pick Up Lines
  • Your body is like 9/11: I want to crash into your twin towers.
  • Let’s go to my place for some under-cover work.
  • I’d hit you between your twin towers.
  • Girl, are you a terrorist? Cause I’m falling for you like the twin towers.
  • Hi are you 911? Because my life is in danger without you.
  • My father died in 9/11.He was the greatest pilot in all of Iraq.
  • Babe, call me 911. Because my help comes for you.
  • You make me feel like 9/11: I’m falling for you.
  • 911, I need help, because I just want to let you know I am about to explode inside you.
  • You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
  • Hello 911 Emergency? I am about to have a stranger in my bed.
  • Are you emergency staff? Then let me call 911, because I am about to make you come.
  • I made these all for last years 9/11, while reasonably drunk. Let’s see how fast I’ll crash and burn.
  • My South Tower won’t be falling tonight.
  • Hi is this 911? I have an emergency because I am falling for you.
  • Loving you is like 9/11: You’ve hijacked my heart.
  • Being with me is like 9/11It’s hot and you won’t even know what hit you.
  • Baby, I’m like 9/11 just when you think it’s over, I’ll keep coming.
  • Are you a plane? Cause I’m the twin towers and I’m falling for you.
  • 911 What’s the nature of your emergency? You take my breath away.
  • I hear cops like a big bust.
  • Twin Towers Hey girl, are you the twin towers, because your smokin!
  • Want to plant something on me?

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Latest 911 Pick Up Lines

Latest 911 Pick Up Lines
  • Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy on top of someone. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.
  • I’d love you to frisk me.
  • Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Dude, 9/11 jokes don’t fly around here. The are just plane wrong.
  • Are you the World Trade Center Because I’d love to crash my plane between your twin towers.
  • Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven?
  • Can you call 911? Because I want you as my emergency contact.
  • Girl, your rack can crash into my tower any time.
  • You got fine written all over you.
  • Ever seen a baton this big?
  • Babe, I hope you are not 911. Because I want you to blow.
  • hey girl, were you in 9/11?cause I’ll never forget you.
  • Stop! Don’t you know it is illegal to look that fine?
  • I’m ready to enforce the law of attraction.
  • I want to crash my plane into your field.
  • Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing.
  • Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.
  • Are you 911? I need to report a crash. Because I have a huge crush on you.
  • Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin Donuts?
  • How about you cock my gun?
  • My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?
  • I need to call 911. Because you just stole my heart.
  • Is today 911? We must fuck otherwise the terrorists will win.
  • Can my plane go into your Pentagon?
  • Drop ’em!
  • Hey girl are we the twin towers? Cause I feel like we’re gonna go down on each other.
  • Do you need me to call 911? Because you are smoking hot.
  • Are you a twin tower? Cause I wanna hit it twice, then never see you again.
  • Can you call 911? Because my heart is racing for you.
  • Want to play good cop bad cop?

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