Who doesn’t love unicorns? They’re magical, colorful, and make us feel like we’re in a fairy tale whenever we see them or think about them. If you love this majestic creature and want to impress that special someone at the bar or in your class, try one of these Best Unicorn Pick Up Lines and Jokes!
Unicorn Pick Up Lines and Jokes
- Or, if not that, there’s always
- Life’s a jungle let’s go to your place and Fu©k like animals!
- Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could “humpback” at my place.
- There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home
- Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my c0©k.
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- I’m h0rn¥. How ’bout it?
- I must have been a real good boy, because you’re a real treat.
- Hi, I’m a birdwatcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
- Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!
- If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken
- Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!
- I heard your into dinosaurs…well imma Lickalotofpu$$
- Hey girl, are you a pure bred, because you just Russian Blue me away.
- B!t¢h, I’m a unicorn. Suck my rainbow.
- Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising c0©ks!
- Unicorn: What is bigger than a black guy and has magic powers
- Baby, you’re like a championship bA$$. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
- I’m a lion: Meow
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- My D!¢K is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.
- If you were a fishtank, I would tap that!
- Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
- Someone told me you like Owls, Well you’ll love the way Owl give you this D!¢K
- It’s hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!
Funny Unicorn Pick Up Lines
- Unicorn: Nothing is bigger than a black guy.
- Polly wanna tap that
- Take me to the loony bin, because you’re bacon me crazy.
- Nice horn. Want to Fu©k?
- Girl, if you were a camel, I’d hump you!
- I like Unicorns. You like Unicorns. Let’s get this started.
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- Do you handle chickens because your good with c0©ks.
- Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy
- You know what they say about big horns, I have a large peπ!s because I’m a member of the Equus ferus.
- Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone
- Nice Camel….(look down then up)… Wanna hump?
- I don’t know. My username has ‘unicorn’ in though…
- Girl, if you were a chicken you’d be impeccable.
- Hey baby, I give great head.
- Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.
- Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
- If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
- From a frog: Hey baby, it’s a future rose from a future prince.
- Hey girl i heard you like snakes so let my snake sliver all over you
- “hey, wh0®e! let me shove my headc0©k up your horse cuπt.”
- If I was a squirrel I’d chuck my nuts in your hole!
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Flirty Unicorn Pick Up Lines and Jokes
- If I were a rabbit, I’d jump in your hole!
- Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!
- Did I ever mention that I’m a Navy Seal?
- I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
- I’m no rooster, but watch what this c0©k-a-do-to-you
- They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.
- Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?
- Does your pu$$y smell like fish because I like sushi
- Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus
- Do you know what a Timber wolf is? No. That’s a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
- Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i’m (your name)
- Remember Finding Nemo, because in a minute you’ll be finding out I nemo ¶u$$y
- B!t¢h I’ll take you over a rainbow…
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Dirty Unicorn Puns and Jokes
- They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pu$$y needs.
- Well, how about a date?
- You be my uni, I’ll be your corn
- So I hear you like snakes…I have one its called a “trouser snake”
- I like your pony-tail. Want some ponytail?!
- Hey girl, where have you fin all my life?
- Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is …..
- Unicorn: I want to have S#x with you and your boyfriend.
- Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
- If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
- My cat’s dead, can I play with your pu$$y instead?
- Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: “What is that?” you say: It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
- Oh, I was staring at you? Buzzsted…
- Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.
- I don’t mean to horn in on your conversation, but I got to hoof it soon, and was hoping you aren’t hoarse, because I want to munch on some hay.
- Want some okra? No?
- If you where a sheep I would clone you
- Girl your like a trophy bA$$ I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!
