Softball Pick Up Lines are the best way to get your crush’s attention. Here are some of the funniest, most popular softball pick up lines that are guaranteed to get her attention and make her laugh all at once. Use these softball pick up lines on your next date with your girl and impress her with your humor, making sure she doesn’t stop laughing until you finally get her number!
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Softball Pick Up Lines

- They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me
- I know I’m out of options, but I’ll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender
- Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
- Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day
- They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter
- You’re like baseball: A thinkin’ man’s game.
- You’re a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
- Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has
- My split finger will have your knees buckling
- You know, I’ve never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
- You’re like baseball: I’d love to play you in front of a crowd.
- We must be in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.
- You can call me the A’s because I’m destroying that Kitty right now
- Hey babe, now that the season’s over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film
- Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.
- Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an angel.
Flirty Softball Pick Up Lines

- You’re quite the catch, baby.
- If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.
- Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
- You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield
- Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
- As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
- All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I’m a good, hard wood
- Two more follows and we can start the giveaway! Come on people, I draw pretty okay too
- My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton: it never dies.
- I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.
- You’re getting a long one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby
- Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park
- Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action
- Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your
- Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever
- I’m an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
- I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.
- Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
- Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
- Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
- Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.
- If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
- Babe, there’s a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I’ll know it’s real.
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can’t use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
- They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
- You’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
Funny Softball Pick Up Lines

- I just want something quick to fill a gap, let’s hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later
- They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long
- I’d got to bat for you, babe.
- So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
- If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
- Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter’s last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you’d like!
- The game’s getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
- Hey girl. do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.
- come back to my place and i’ll show you what a real sabermagician does
- Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?
- If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun
- I’m falling in glove with you.
- They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I’m good at stroking balls away
- Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.
- The only thing tender today is my heart for you
- What’s long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn’t it adorable?
- If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option
- Babe, I didn’t forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
- Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.
- I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package
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Cheesy Softball Pick Up Lines

- Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
- Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
- Wanna come over and calculate some fip?
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!”
- After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
- I’m an outfielder – I’ll catch you.
- Hey girl, I’ve been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
- Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.
- Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I’m feeling faint.
- Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you…
- Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you’re up next (to date me).
- You’re like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join since I’m already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
- Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you’re warming me up.
- What’s the “win probability” of me taking you home tonight, baby?