If you’re looking for the best country pick up lines to use on your crush, you’ve come to the right place! We have compiled a list of the funniest and most creative country pick up lines to help you break the ice and get the conversation started. Whether you’re into country music, cowboy boots, or just want to make your crush smile, these pick up lines will do the trick! So read on to find the perfect country pick up line for your special someone!
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Country Pick Up Lines
- Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
- Here’s my card. Call if you need a buck.
- I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
- You look good in that lumberjack shirt, but I would like to see you out of it.
- I ain’t ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.
- On a scale of one to America, how free are you after the show tonight?
- Your hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!
- Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
- Mississippi.
- Ain’t no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby.
- Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
- Yeah, I own my home; it’s on the back of my truck.
- I want to become like those heroes of Texas who will protect your innocent heart at all costs.
- I think the vastness of this desert seemed to be as immense as all of my passionate love for you.
- Country boys don’t need pick-up lines cause they’ve got pick-up trucks.
- Baby, you must be a broom cause you just swept me off my feet.
- Tell me, honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up, and you landed here?
- You must be a cross country course because you take my breath away.
- I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!
- I can give you the wildest rodeo ride.
- I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.
- No, it can’t be bought. It’s something you’re born with. That’s what country is.
- You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.
- Baby, you are finer than a new set of truck tires.
- Hey, girl, if you wear cowboy boots, will you ranch dressing?
- Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but your truck is awesome. Can I ride, maybe?
- Did it hurt, when you fell off your horse?
- I am cooking out, so if you want some juicy sausage, come on over.
- I won this belt buckle.
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever?
- You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.
- Is your daddy a thief? ‘Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
- Boy, if you wanna know the things I’ve been thinking / You’d be meeting me outside.
Dirty Country Pick Up Lines
- Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin’ arrested in Mississippi.
- Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves – even if I weren’t a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.
- I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!
- You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.
- You can spur me all night long.
- Oh, baby, when I’m around you, I can’t think straight.
- Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
- We might be Bonnie and Clyde right now, but I just want to ride the horse with our little guns.
- I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will devote my life to show you love & affection.
- I want to sing with the cactus and see your beauty shine across the desert, my dear cowgirl.
- Hey, baby, do you come here often? / Hey, baby, now, what’s your sign?
- Country girls get work done and ain’t afraid to get their hands dirty.
- Why don’t we go back to my home on the range, and I’ll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
- You’re under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.
- Your eyes are as blue as a window cleaner.
- Want to saddle up for a ride with me later?
- Ain’t no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby.
- You’re hotter than asphalt on a summer day.
- And especially for the m/m lovers.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would kiss you in the barn.
- Hey babe…wanna drive my big truck?
- Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.
- You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.
- That’s right, girl. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.
- Happy trails to you till we meet again.
- Ain’t nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.
- Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.
- Wanna go back to my place and check out my gun collection?
- Are we in an old western? Because I’m about to ride you off into the sunset.
- I’m a tan-legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?
- Let’s go out, and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.
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Tinder Country Pick Up Lines
- Run if ya want, Missy, but I’ll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say ‘stay away from me you Skoal-chewin’freak.’
- I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?
- Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin’.
- Hey baby, I’ve got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
- Is there a mirror in your heart? Because I can see myself in it.
- How’s the border control at Djibouti? I´d like to get in.
- Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
- You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.
- Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
- What size boot do you wear, girl?
- Let’s go fishing, I’ll be the rod, you be the fish, and later on, we’ll hook up!
- You can go with me to the dark places where the bandits lurk, and the cowboys laugh in vain.
- Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
- Hey, girl – I’m the best rider in the country.
- Are both of those teeth real?
- Howdy, need a ride?
- Your daddy must be an outlaw because you are such a bad girl.
- I hope you’ve good balance because we’re going riding and you’ll be riding bareback.
- You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
- I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
- Spending the night with me will be an experience you’ll never forget.
- Hey babe, want some offspring from the Father of Our Country?
- Wanna see my scars?
- That’s right, girl. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.
- Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by ten anyway.
- Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
- Cowboy up!
- Well, hey there, darling, wanna see my lasso?
- I am amazed that you are indeed a cowgirl as you have already stolen our hearts in this room.
- Do you realize we’re this country’s biggest tourist attraction? You’re the Angel, and I’m Fallin’.
- Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?
- Hey, I just realized this, but you look like my next girlfriend.
- Me and you. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks.
- My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
- I’ve got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long, my love.
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
- Apart from hot, what do you do for a living?
- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Hey girl, watch this.
- Oh, you live in the country…I’d like to check you for ticks!
- If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
- Slap some bacon on these biscuits, and let’s get going. We’re burning daylight.
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Country Pick Up Lines for Him
- If yer gonna regret this in the morning, we kin sleep til afternoon.
- You know, when I said “Howdy Cowgirl,” I didn’t think it would work.
- We can run away with my dark horse and live in our own paradise for the rest of our lives.
- Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
- Howdy, need a ride?
- I’d run into a circle pit for an entire job for a cowboy set just to be with you.
- You should probably know that I am one of the cowboys who will never ever break your heart.
- How about me and you go play dress-up?
- I’ll be in Intensive care later. Why don’t you drop by?
- I just got back from fishin’. Wanna see my rod?
- I’m Fallin’.
- Can I put my gun in your holster?
- I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away.
- The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
- You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
- I don’t need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.
- You’re finer than a frog hair split four ways.
- You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you’re the only 10 I see.
- Hey, girl, if you wear cowboy boots, will you ranch dressing?
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