Are you looking for the Best Cowboy Pick Up Lines to score a date? Well, look no further because you have come to the right place. In this blog post, we will be sharing some of the best cowboy pick up lines that will definitely help you capture the heart of the one you desire. So, if you’re ready to take a ride into the wild west, keep reading and get your best lines ready!
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Cowboy Pick Up Lines
- I don’t need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.
- Oh, baby, when I’m around you I can’t think straight.
- If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
- You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.
- I want to sing the cowboy songs with you as we ride together on this dark and mighty horse.
- The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
- You’re finer than a frog hair split four ways.
- Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
- Ain’t no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby.
- Honey, that’s a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
- You lost, ma’am? Heaven’s a ways away from here.
- I ain’t ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.
- Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
- Apart from sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.
- Girl I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
- I hope you’ve good balance, because you’ll be riding bareback all night.
- Don’t flatter yourself cowboy – I was staring at your truck.
- You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.
- Want to ride on my Monster truck?
- You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you’re damn good at raising cock.
- You can never know what you can do with every bit of movement of yours, my lovely cowgirl.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you’re the only 10 I see.
- You can go with me to the dark places where the bandits lurk, and the cowboys laugh in vain.
- I am probably afraid of those malevolent crooks who will try to steal your beautiful heart first.
- I’ll fall for you like a blind roofer.
- Got any Texan in you? Want some?
- City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.
- Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
- Happy trails to you, till we meet again.
- Besides, the scenery would brighten considerably if you came along.
- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly)
- Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?
- I won this belt buckle.
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Latest Cowboy Pick Up Lines
- I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?
- I think the vast of this desert seemed to be as immense as all of my passionate love for you.
- Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
- How about me and you go play dress up, I’ll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would bang you in the barn.
- Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves; even if I weren’t a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.
- You know how they say everything’s bigger in Texas? Want proof?
- You’re under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.
- You should probably know that I am one of the cowboys who will never ever break your heart.
- Oh, baby, that’s not a pistol. I’m damn happy to see you.
- I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!
- Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin’.
- Them calves of yours could use some ropin’.
- Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
- Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
- Nice boots, wanna fuck?
- I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
- You know, when I said “Howdy Cowgirl,” I didn’t think it would work.
- That’s right, I said ‘AND the horse you rode in on.’
- I just got back from fishin’. Wanna see my rod?
- Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin’ arrested in Mississippi.
- That’s right, Girl. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.
- No need to be alarmed ma’am. That’s not a pistol in my pocket.
- I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
- Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
- Your daddy must be an outlaw, because you are such a bad girl.
- Hey missy, I wouldn’t mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
- Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in em.
- Howdy, need a ride?
- I can give you the wildest rodeo ride… in bed.
- I want to hog tie you and make you squel like a calf.
- Me and You. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks.
- Don’t flatter yourself cowboy. I was staring at your truck.
- Cowboy up!
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Naughty Cowboy Pick Up Lines
- Do you believe in love at first sight? You want I should walk by again?
- You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
- You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.
- Come on now, ride your cowboy.
- Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but your truck is sexy. Can I ride maybe?
- Wanna go to your place and break some furniture?
- I’m a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?
- Ain’t nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.
- No, it can’t be bought it’s something you’re born with. That’s what country is.
- Country girls do it with their boots on!
- The difference between me and Django….This D ain’t silent. (Django Unchained)
- How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
- Country girl gets work done and ain’t afraid to get her hands dirty.
- Got eight seconds?
- Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants.
- Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I’d rather ride in your truck and have sex.
- Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
- Country boys don’t need pick-up lines, cause they’ve got pick-up trucks.
- I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
- And especially for the m/m lovers:
Dirty Cowboy Pick Up Lines
- Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.
- Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?
- You and your friend interested in some team roping?
- You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.
- I’ve got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
- I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
- Wanna see my scars?
- I want to become like those heroes of Texas who will protect your innocent heart at all costs.
- Here’s my card, call if you need a buck.
- No need to be alarmed ma’am. That’s not a pistol in my pocket.
- Are you a cowboy because you can ride with me all night towards the end of our paradise?
- I bet your father was a good farmer, because you one fine hoe.
- Wanna put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
- You’re hotter than asphalt on a summer day.
- I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
- Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
- We might be Bonnie and Clyde right now, but I just want to ride the horse with our little guns.
- I was just helping that sheep over a fence…
- Run if ya want, Missy, but I’ll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say ‘stay away from me you Skoal-chewin’freak.
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