63 Cheesy Dirty Pick Up Lines

If you’re looking for the perfect way to break the ice with someone you’re interested in, you can never go wrong with cheesy dirty pick up lines! They may seem silly and a bit outdated, but they actually work! Whether you’re trying to make someone laugh or just want to show your confidence, these cheesy dirty pick up lines can do the trick. From classic one-liners to creative puns, we’ve rounded up 63 of the best cheesy dirty pick up lines that are sure to make your crush smile.

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Cheesy Dirty Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Dirty Pick Up Lines

  • If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
  • Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
  • Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
  • Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.
  • Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
  • Is your name Medusa? ‘Cause I’m rock hard.
  • Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
  • I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
  • I was on Tinder and swiped right on a girl with the same name as me. I sent the first message, and it rea, ‘I’ve always wanted to date myself!!
  • You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  • Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
  • Let’s play house! You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you.
  • Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
  • Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
  • Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
  • Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
  • I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
  • I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
  • Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
  • Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  • The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
  • Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
  • Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
  • I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
  • Do you have pet insurance? No. That’s too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.
  • Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.

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Latest Dirty Pick Up Lines

  • Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
  • Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
  • If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricant.
  • I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
  • I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
  • Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
  • Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.
  • Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
  • Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your @ss calling me.
  • Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
  • Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.
  • Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
  • Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
  • I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
  • Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
  • I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.
  • Is your name winter? ‘Cause you’ll be coming soon.
  • Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
  • Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I wanna tap that ass.
  • One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
  • Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?

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Naughty Dirty Pick Up Lines

  • Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.
  • What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
  • Need a pillow to sit on? I can be yours if you want.
  • Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
  • When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
  • Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
  • Those are some nice legs. What time do they open?
  • Hey baby did you buy those pants on sale? Because at my place they’re 100 percent off.
  • Hey girl, are you an escalator? Because I wanna go down on you.
  • Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.
  • They say you are what you eat. If that’s true, I could be you by morning.
  • I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
  • Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
  • You got a phone in your back pocket? ‘Cause that @ss is calling me.
  • Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

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