Here are 75+ best golf pick up lines you can use them to impress the guy or girl who loves golf. These golf pick up lines are great conversation starters too. Use these golf pick up lines to get a date with someone you like.
Best Golf Pick Up Lines
- How about you and I exercise on our stroke play together?
- Damn girl, you sure know how to give a bloke a vertical shaft angle.
- Wanna see my super stroke?
- Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I’m willing to screw in them.
- You interested in trying some new balls?
- I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
- You’re such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.
- Are you a birdie because I want you!
- It takes balls to play golf.
- Oh man, my legs hurt so much. It’s tough walking straight after 18 holes.
- You in the mood for some stroke play?
- Hey, that’s a nice swing you’ve got there.
- I should report you to security. You’re a water hazard for all the ladies on the course!
- Are you a round of golf? Because I’d do you for four hours.
- I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.
- My shaft is too hard it hurts when I play, is there a way you can soften it?
- Damn, girl. You’ve got the nicest boobs I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
- You look like someone who likes to swing.
- Will a bear crap in the woods? Nah, but I’m willing to screw in them.
- After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
- I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
- I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy shaft.
- Wanna see my super stroke?
- I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.
- Wanna be my 19th hole today?
- Want to play a game together?
- Hey, that wood around the course looks really great. Want to go make out there?
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Naughty Golf Pick Up Lines
- Hey handsome, are you Tiger Woods, or are you just happy to see me?
- Tell me baby, how many strokes do you want? I won’t rest till I shoot all.
- I only play in the short grass
- I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.
- You in the mood for some stroke play?
- It takes balls to play golf.
- I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
- My shaft is too long.
- I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.
- Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.
- Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I’m always up for getting another major?
- 9 holes and chill?
- I’ve got some news. I like to go low always.
- Are you a mini golf course? Because baby, you can make my heart race.
- From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
- Can I be your caddy tonight? I’m really good at washing balls.
- You have a pretty nice swing there!
- My drives aren’t always long and straight… but I can show you what is!
- You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
- Are you sure you aren’t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?
- So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
- Let’s play a game of golf at my place. How many strokes should we call it?
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Dirty Golf Pick Up Lines
- How many strokes do you want?
- Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?
- You look like someone who likes to swing.
- Do you like to swing?
- Unlike my drives, I have something that’s long and straight all the time.
- My drives aren’t always long and straight.. but I can show you what is!
- How many strokes do you want?
- What do you say you let me pull it for you?
- Do you want me to pull it?
- Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
- I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
- I’m a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
- Wanna be my 19th hole today?
- I’m like a US Open hard and long!!
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Latest Golf Pick Up Lines
- From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
- I finished my game today, but I’m still up for playing at the nineteenth hole.
- You look like someone who likes to swing.
- From the minute I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
- So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
- Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
- My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
- Can I be your caddy? I want to give your shaft a good polish before we play tonight.
- You look like Carrie Underwood.
- Hey honey, does your hand hurt from writing all those autographs? Because you’re truly a grand slam.
- I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
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