50 Funny Creepy Pick Up Lines

Do you want to impress the guy or girl who you have your eyes on? Look no further. Here are the 50 best funny creepy pick up lines that help you get you a date with someone you like.

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Funny Creepy Pick Up Lines

  • How much money do you want for your old toothbrush?
  • Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R
  • Your breasts look heavy.Let me hold them for you.
  • Just say yes now, and I won’t have to spike your drink
  • I want to put your Q-tips up my nose and go to sleep.
  • What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.
  • I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
  • Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
  • Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
  • You look much more beautiful close up than you do through my telescope.
  • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
  • I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!
  • As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
  • Hi, I’m a new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
  • We would make an amazing couple. I’m the guy sitting behind you at Starbucks right now. I got your number by looking over your shoulder while you were texting your boyfriend.
  • Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • I love you more than my jar of fingers.
  • Do you live in a corn field?Because I’m stalking you.
  • I will give you one thousand dollars to smell your shoes. Please. It’s an emergency.
  • “I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U…”
  • You know those birds that live inside crocodile’s mouths? I want to live inside your mouth.

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Naughty Creepy Pick Up Lines

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  • Quick, tell me everything you know about black market organ donation.
  • My pet bird died. I still have him though. He’s my only friend.
  • You remind me of my sister.In a romantic way.
  • You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.
  • Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass you, a monster grows inside me called “bitch get in my car” i just hope it doesn’t escape and make me call after it …
  • Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
  • I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!
  • Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
  • That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you.
  • Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
  • You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
  • I’m a necrophiliac so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it.
  • You don’t know me, but your hair smells amazing. (Especially when woven into a shirt.)
  • You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

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Latest Creepy Pick Up Lines

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  • Hey babe, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
  • Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
  • I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
  • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime.
  • You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.
  • Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
  • I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway.
  • I wanna eat your sh!t on bread!
  • I wish I could sew myself to you.
  • You remind me of my pinky toe.You’re small, cute, and I’m probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
  • My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.
  • I want to floss with your pubic hair.
  • You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.

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