Drawing from the lighthearted spirit of the show, SpongeBob pick up lines add a splash of humor and nostalgia to the world of dating and social interactions. Whether you’re a fan of the show or simply looking to break the ice with a playful touch, these SpongeBob pick up lines are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face and make for a fun conversation starter.
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SpongeBob Pick Up Lines
- Tell me you don’t want my Squidward in your sandy cheeks.
- Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?
- I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.
- I wanna live in your bikini bottom.
- Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.
- Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job, Sandy loves karate, and like Mr. Krabs loves money.
- So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?
- We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.
- Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?
- I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.
- Hey! How the (dolphin noise) are ya?
- Are you feeling it, Mrs. Krabs?
- I won’t stop until I’m the first man to live in that Bikini Bottom.
- I bet you’re tighter than bark on a tree.
- Hey girl, are you ready to get Krusty? Because I have krabs.
- If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.
- On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you to give me your number?
- You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
- Are you a Krabby patty? Because I want to know your secret formula.
- I must be Plankton, and you must be the secret formula cuz I’m trying to take you back to my place and study you…
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Latest SpongeBob Pick Up Lines
- If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.
- You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after I’m done with you.
- Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!
- You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink you should see.
- Hey girl, do you want this Super Weenie Hut Jr??
- I wanna flip your patties.
- Do you want my Squidward on your Sandy Cheeks?
- Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
- Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?
- You aren’t just a patty; you’re a pretty patty.
- How big do you think my Squidward is? (Whisper it in her ear though.)
- Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?
- Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s fall first?
- If you’re tough enough, I’ll let you into my salty spittoon.
- Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.
- I’ll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.
- I like you; we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Are you single?
- I haven’t been to Bikini Bottom in awhile.
- Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.
- You are like a sponge to my square pants.
- My love for you is bigger than Squidward’s nose!
- Hey girl, I am ready for a good time.
- I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.
- Damn I love crusty crabs.
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Funny SpongeBob Pick Up Lines
- Call me Krabby Patties, because I’ll go right to your thighs.
- Do you think we will be friends forever?
- Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns, and I’ll bring the sauce.
- Hopefully mixing my Ren and Stimpy with octopussy won’t make krab cakes again.
- Hey girl… you easy like Sunday morning?
- If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pineapple House. Because I knew one thing, you can’t live without.
- Hi, I am very ugly!
- Your sand castle or mine?
- If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?
- We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.
- Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?
- I’ve been jellyfishing all my life, and you’re a catch.
- Would you like to see my massive spatula?
- Is it selfish that I want to be the only one in your Bikini Bottom?
- Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, it was so ugly everyone died. The end.
- I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.
- Hey, you like Spongebob?
- Hey baby, I’m the poster boy for Long, Tan, and Handsome magazine.
- Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you’re number one.
- I am ugly like a Spongebob, and I am proud of it.
- I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!
- Boy, you’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs 😉
- Are you sure your name isn’t Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you’re my number one.
