100+ Best Funny Pick Up Lines

If you’re seeking to infuse your love life with wit and playfulness, you’ve stumbled upon the perfect resource! Delve into this comprehensive compilation of over 100 of the best funny pick up lines that will not only bring a smile to your face but also ignite laughter within the hearts of those you admire.

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Best Funny Pick Up Lines

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
  • Did you just come out of an oven? Because you’re too hot to handle.
  • Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.
  • To quote the poet Katy Perry, “You make me feel like I’m living a teenage dream.”
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?
  • Wanna touch my shirt? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
  • Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • I believe in honesty, so let me be honest: you’re the most attractive man I’ve ever seen.
  • Are you an electrician? Because you’re lighting up my day.
  • I’d never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find.
  • You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
  • (At a bar) I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be “im-peck-able”
  • I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
  • Did you do something to my eyes? I can’t seem to take them off you.
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple.”
  • Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
  • If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

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Cool Funny Pick Up Lines

  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (They say no). Well, would you like to?
  • I’ve been told I’m good with numbers, how about you give me yours so I can prove it?
  • The sparkle in your eye is so bright, the sun and stars must be jealous.
  • You’ve got everything I’ve been looking for, and trust me, I’ve been looking for a long time.
  • Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  • Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
  • When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?
  • You must be a talented thief, because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.
  • (At a bar or other public place) You see my friend over there? He/she/they want to know if you think I’m cute.
  • My friends bet me I couldn’t chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?
  • Know what’s on the menu today? Me ‘n u.
  • If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
  • Your hand looks lonely. Can I hold it for you?
  • I’m new in town, can I have directions to your house?
  • Have we met? Because you look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.
  • Do you have the time? I want to remember the exact minute I fell for you.
  • Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
  • It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
  • Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.

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Latest Funny Pick Up Lines

  • Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine’?
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
  • They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?
  • Now that I’ve seen you, life without you is like a broken pencil … pointless.
  • Want a raisin? No? How about a date?
  • I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you’re so good-looking I’m literally speechless.
  • I think someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.
  • You’re so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.
  • Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.
  • Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
  • You know what you’d look beautiful in? My arms.
  • Aren’t you tired? From running through my mind all day?
  • Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
  • I was wondering if you’re an artist, because you’re so good at drawing me in.
  • I think I saw you on Spotify, as the hottest single of the year.
  • Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
  • If you were a song, you’d be the best single on the album.
  • Well I was just trying to [have dinner/have a drink] but you’re very distracting.
  • I’m surprised they haven’t asked you to leave yet. You’re making all the other men in here look bad.
  • I never believed in love at first sight, but that’s before I saw you.
  • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
  • Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got fine written all over you.
  • You look like you know how to have a good time! Been on any fun adventures lately?
  • Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry.
  • When God made you, he was really just showing off.
  • Wow, I’ve been blinded by your beauty. I’ll need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
  • Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has clearly never stood next to you.
  • What’s your favorite drink? I’m asking so I know what to buy you on our first date.
  • Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

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Trending Funny Pick Up Lines

  • I thought this was a [restaurant/bar/etc.] but it must actually be a museum, because you’re a work of art.
  • I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has.
  • I’m not sure what it is about you, but I feel like I have to get to know you.
  • I saw you walking by and I just had to come say hello.
  • If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?
  • I’ve always thought happiness started with an “H” but it looks like it starts with “U.”
  • I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s just as beautiful as you are.
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.
  • Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  • Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.
  • They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?
  • I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.
  • I’m learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
  • I’m not an organ donor, but I’m ready to give you my heart.
  • Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
  • I can see that you’re gorgeous, but what else should I know about you?
  • Not to be dramatic, but I think you’re the answer to my prayers.
  • If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
  • Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • I didn’t know what I wanted in a man until I saw you.
  • Can we take a picture together? I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.

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