110+ Best Teacher Pick Up Lines

In this article, we’ve compiled a list of the best teacher pick up lines that are sure to make your colleagues and students chuckle.

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Best Teacher Pick Up Lines
Best Teacher Pick Up Lines

Best Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a hot devil, but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes.
  • Can you give me directions to your heart? Because I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
  • You have a universe in your mind and a galaxy in your eyes.
  • I hope this campus has a great medical center, because I broke my arm falling for you.
  • Are you a geometry teacher? Because from this angle, you look acute.
  • You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something… my jaw!
  • You work hard and make a difference, so take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.
  • I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a hot devil.
  • I am weak at studying, but you can punish me as hard as you can.
  • Are you Harvard? Because I know I have no chance with you.
  • I wish you were my English teacher so I could get detention every day!
  • Hey, teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.
  • Are you the new science teacher? Because I see we have chemistry!
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • If you need help with your English, just let me know – I’d be happy to tutor you.
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • Cutie, I think I’ll need a map because I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
  • You’ve been really naughty today in class. I guess I have to teach you a lesson.
  • Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.
  • Ever heard of dodgeball?
  • You have the eyes of a child. Innocent, bright, but at the same time appealing and attractive.
  • Do you work out a lot? I was just wondering how you managed to find that significant figure.
  • What’s a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
  • If you were a pencil, you wouldn’t be a number 2 because you are definitely number 1 in my book!
  • I think you’re an interesting research subject, may I write a 10-page paper about you for my term paper?
  • If you get any hotter, I’ll blame you for global warming.

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Funny Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
  • We learned some pretty important dates in history class today, but I couldn’t help noticing that you aren’t a part of any of them.
  • Carry your bookbag?
  • I learned in my earth science class that “Rawr” means “I love you” in the dinosaur language. So, Rawr!
  • If I had a penny for every time my heart skipped a beat when I saw you, I could pay off my entire student loan.
  • My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
  • If loving you was homework, I’d be the happiest student in school!
  • Hey, girl! From now on, your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late to help you color code data. I just thought you should know.
  • If you need help with your English homework, just let me know.
  • Enumeration tests are my favorite! For starters, let me enumerate all the things I like about you.
  • Are you an English teacher? Because you’re giving me some serious lessons in love right now.
  • Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.
  • The only thing that your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
  • I was supposed to solve for x. I am so glad that I found u instead.
  • My love for you is like calculus… hard to figure out and really rewarding.
  • That’s not rope burn (Gym Teacher)
  • Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later.
  • I think you’ve got something in your beautiful eyes. Oh, never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
  • Hey, girl! It’s ok to use a sick day just for your own mental health.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?
  • I can see why your eyes are blue. Because you just BLUE my mind. Or maybe just your eyes
  • Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  • You had me at “Euler’s number”.
  • Substitute teacher: “does your normal teacher let you do that?”.
  • I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.
  • Hey, girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included motivation, whole class, and group activities, higher-order questioning, and a meaningful summary. Your organizational skills are out of this world.
  • Wow, look how your chromosomes have combined beautifully!
  • I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.
  • You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

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Cool Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • I’m not a teacher, but I can teach you a thing or two.
  • You’re like glue – my eyes are stuck on you!
  • You had me at your remarkable articulation and correct usage of grammar.
  • I can’t tell whether you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes.
  • Good thing I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checkin’ you out.
  • I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.
  • Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.
  • Babe, you must be a magician because everyone else disappears every time I look into your eyes.
  • Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.
  • I’ve been a naughty schoolboy. You should teach me a lesson.
  • I’m like pi baby, I’m really long, and I go on forever.
  • If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
  • I might cheat on exams, but I will never cheat on you!
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
  • Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
  • Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • I bet you’re great at teaching people how to fall in love.
  • Wanna have lunch together? You’re looking really delicious today!
  • So I was reading a book of numbers the other day, and I realized I don’t have yours.
  • Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.
  • Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
  • Hey girl, are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you’re looking right!
  • From now on, your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late.
  • You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
  • One day, I swear you’re going to be my emergency contact person.

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Trending Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • I’m no mathematician, but I’m good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I do with it.
  • I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
  • Excuse me madam/sir, why aren’t you in class? (Wait for an answer) Wow, my apologies, I thought you were a student.
  • When I look into your eyes, nothing exists for me anymore because I lose myself in them.
  • How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie.
  • You got something on your face – my eyes.
  • You’re so smart, you must be an English teacher!
  • If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? Pancakes, bacon, eggs… your pick!
  • our eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • I love your smile. It reminds me of the smile of the person I want to marry someday.
  • There’s no doubt about the fact that you’re more special than relativity.
  • I like fractions, do you want to do some with me? I am like a numerator because I like to be on top.
  • What’s your sign?
  • They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul – and baby, you must have one beautiful soul.
  • I would be happy to help tutor you in English anytime.
  • You really rocked that new seating arrangement, way to separate the walkers!
  • I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet
  • The alphabet is wrong. U and I should be together!
  • Care to evaluate each other?

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Latest Teacher Pick Up Lines

  • Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
  • The square root of all my fantasies is you.
  • I bet you’re good at English, considering how eloquent you are.
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
  • There’s no such thing as multiple choice when you’re the only obvious choice for me.
  • Sing “Blue Eyes” by Elton John while looking at her and smiling.
  • I’m ADD….want to help me relax?
  • Hey, girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through them. Teach on, girl.
  • Let’s do a committee sometime!
  • Baby, you’re like a teacher, and I’m like a math book. You solve all my problems.
  • I’m trying to learn about punctuation. Can you teach me where to put the comma?
  • I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes.
  • Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  • You must be a very important textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
  • You’re so hot, my calculator is melting.
  • Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet.
  • God… I thought you were a student!

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