In this article, we’ve compiled a list of the best teacher pick up lines that are sure to make your colleagues and students chuckle.
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Best Teacher Pick Up Lines
- I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a hot devil, but now that I’m close, I see heaven in your eyes.
- Can you give me directions to your heart? Because I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
- You have a universe in your mind and a galaxy in your eyes.
- I hope this campus has a great medical center, because I broke my arm falling for you.
- Are you a geometry teacher? Because from this angle, you look acute.
- You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
- Excuse me, but you dropped something… my jaw!
- You work hard and make a difference, so take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.
- I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a hot devil.
- I am weak at studying, but you can punish me as hard as you can.
- Are you Harvard? Because I know I have no chance with you.
- I wish you were my English teacher so I could get detention every day!
- Hey, teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.
- Are you the new science teacher? Because I see we have chemistry!
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- If you need help with your English, just let me know – I’d be happy to tutor you.
- The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
- Cutie, I think I’ll need a map because I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
- You’ve been really naughty today in class. I guess I have to teach you a lesson.
- Will you be my student loans? Because I’d like to have you around for the rest of my life.
- Ever heard of dodgeball?
- You have the eyes of a child. Innocent, bright, but at the same time appealing and attractive.
- Do you work out a lot? I was just wondering how you managed to find that significant figure.
- What’s a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
- If you were a pencil, you wouldn’t be a number 2 because you are definitely number 1 in my book!
- I think you’re an interesting research subject, may I write a 10-page paper about you for my term paper?
- If you get any hotter, I’ll blame you for global warming.
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Funny Teacher Pick Up Lines
- Help, something’s wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.
- We learned some pretty important dates in history class today, but I couldn’t help noticing that you aren’t a part of any of them.
- Carry your bookbag?
- I learned in my earth science class that “Rawr” means “I love you” in the dinosaur language. So, Rawr!
- If I had a penny for every time my heart skipped a beat when I saw you, I could pay off my entire student loan.
- My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
- If loving you was homework, I’d be the happiest student in school!
- Hey, girl! From now on, your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late to help you color code data. I just thought you should know.
- If you need help with your English homework, just let me know.
- Enumeration tests are my favorite! For starters, let me enumerate all the things I like about you.
- Are you an English teacher? Because you’re giving me some serious lessons in love right now.
- Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.
- The only thing that your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
- I was supposed to solve for x. I am so glad that I found u instead.
- My love for you is like calculus… hard to figure out and really rewarding.
- That’s not rope burn (Gym Teacher)
- Feel free to pee in the pool, I’ll deal with it later.
- I think you’ve got something in your beautiful eyes. Oh, never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
- Hey, girl! It’s ok to use a sick day just for your own mental health.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?
- I can see why your eyes are blue. Because you just BLUE my mind. Or maybe just your eyes
- Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
- You had me at “Euler’s number”.
- Substitute teacher: “does your normal teacher let you do that?”.
- I do an early practice at 5 am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast.
- Hey, girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included motivation, whole class, and group activities, higher-order questioning, and a meaningful summary. Your organizational skills are out of this world.
- Wow, look how your chromosomes have combined beautifully!
- I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes.
- You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
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Cool Teacher Pick Up Lines
- I’m not a teacher, but I can teach you a thing or two.
- You’re like glue – my eyes are stuck on you!
- You had me at your remarkable articulation and correct usage of grammar.
- I can’t tell whether you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes.
- Good thing I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checkin’ you out.
- I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.
- Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.
- Babe, you must be a magician because everyone else disappears every time I look into your eyes.
- Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.
- I’ve been a naughty schoolboy. You should teach me a lesson.
- I’m like pi baby, I’m really long, and I go on forever.
- If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
- I might cheat on exams, but I will never cheat on you!
- Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
- Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
- Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
- I bet you’re great at teaching people how to fall in love.
- Wanna have lunch together? You’re looking really delicious today!
- So I was reading a book of numbers the other day, and I realized I don’t have yours.
- Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.
- Your eyes are so blue I can’t look away.
- Hey girl, are you a 90-degree angle? Cause you’re looking right!
- From now on, your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and I’ll stay up late.
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- One day, I swear you’re going to be my emergency contact person.
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Trending Teacher Pick Up Lines
- I’m no mathematician, but I’m good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I do with it.
- I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
- Excuse me madam/sir, why aren’t you in class? (Wait for an answer) Wow, my apologies, I thought you were a student.
- When I look into your eyes, nothing exists for me anymore because I lose myself in them.
- How about a little HANDS-ON, sweetie.
- You got something on your face – my eyes.
- You’re so smart, you must be an English teacher!
- If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? Pancakes, bacon, eggs… your pick!
- our eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- I love your smile. It reminds me of the smile of the person I want to marry someday.
- There’s no doubt about the fact that you’re more special than relativity.
- I like fractions, do you want to do some with me? I am like a numerator because I like to be on top.
- What’s your sign?
- They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul – and baby, you must have one beautiful soul.
- I would be happy to help tutor you in English anytime.
- You really rocked that new seating arrangement, way to separate the walkers!
- I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet
- The alphabet is wrong. U and I should be together!
- Care to evaluate each other?
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Latest Teacher Pick Up Lines
- Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
- The square root of all my fantasies is you.
- I bet you’re good at English, considering how eloquent you are.
- According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
- There’s no such thing as multiple choice when you’re the only obvious choice for me.
- Sing “Blue Eyes” by Elton John while looking at her and smiling.
- I’m ADD….want to help me relax?
- Hey, girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through them. Teach on, girl.
- Let’s do a committee sometime!
- Baby, you’re like a teacher, and I’m like a math book. You solve all my problems.
- I’m trying to learn about punctuation. Can you teach me where to put the comma?
- I think God took the color out of the ocean and put it in your eyes.
- Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
- You must be a very important textbook passage because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
- You’re so hot, my calculator is melting.
- Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet.
- God… I thought you were a student!