Pregnancy is a special time filled with excitement, anticipation, and even a little bit of romance. Whether you’re expecting or trying to charm an expecting partner, a well-crafted pick-up line can add a touch of humor and playfulness to the experience. In this post, we will explore some of the best pregnancy pick up lines that are sure to bring a smile to your face and lighten the mood.
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Best Pregnancy Pick Up Lines
- Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?
- Here it is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly…
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.
- You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
- Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you’re smoking hot, who wouldn’t wanna knock that up.
- Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
- Boy you smell good… Thats destin right?
- Id buys you a drink but if I’m going to crash and burn I should do it sober.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
- Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
- Is that a bun in your oven or are you just happy to see me?
- I want to father your children.
- Wanna take a gamble? You make the best and Ill raise the stake!
- Got milk? I do!
- Buy me a beer, will ya hon?
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Funny Pregnancy Pick Up Lines
- I’m a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface.
- So, do you like fat guys with no money?
- Sexy cankles!
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
- You look good with a few extra pounds on you.
- I’m not drunk, I’m always a little unstable.
- Hi, my name is Chris. I’m funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
- You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
- Wanna take a gamble? You make the bet and Ill raise the stake!
- I just checked my schedule and I’m pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.
- Baby don’t worry about getting pregnant i’ll safely remove my hardware.
- Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?
- Don’t worry, it won’t hurt the baby.
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Short Pregnancy Pick Up Lines
- I just checked my schedule and I’m pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.
- Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you’re smoking hot, who wouldn’t wanna knock that up.
- Is the baby kicking? Because your body is.
- I would marry your daddy just to get your last name.
- I want you to have my children… they’re in the car outside.
- I usually don’t ask a girl this question till she’s pregnant. What’s your name?
- You look good with a few extra pounds on you.
- I would love to spend 9 months inside of you.
- Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?
- Hey excuse me…I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off…ID LOVE to put another one in u.
- I got a bun in the oven, and I can see you have a fine one.
- Shh shhh. You won’t get pregnant, you’re body just takes care of those things.
- Is that a bun in your oven or are you just happy to see me?
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Trending Pregnancy Pick Up Lines
- Hey girl, I know you’re pregnant but when you drop that one off, I’d LOVE to put another one in you!
- Got any beer at Home?
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine
- I’m gonna have S#x with you tonight, so you might as well be there.
- Hey baby, how do you like these cankles?
- Is there a bakery around? Cause I smell something in the OVEN!
- There’s nothing wrong with it, married people do it.
- Boy you smell good… That’s Destin right?
- Damn baby, your womb is fat!
- I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
- You look like someone who enjoys a challenge
- Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
- You look almost stupid enough to date me.