Are you looking for the best football pick up lines? If so, you’ve come to the right place! Here you’ll find 50+ witty and funny football pick up lines to help you score a date with that special someone. Whether you’re a fan of the sport or just looking for a way to break the ice, these pick up lines will have your potential mate laughing in no time.
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Best Football Pick Up Lines
- Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra.
- I can score more often than the average soccer player.
- Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
- If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
- Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight.
- I must say you’re more beautiful than the beautiful game.
- You know… Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions…
- Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I’m gonna screw you hard!
- Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.
- I like Ronaldo, But I’d like to get Messi.
- If you were a soccer ball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
- My name must be Ashley Young, because I’m falling for you.
- Let’s scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
- Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
- Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It’s just like soccer, just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you cant score.
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- Did you know I’m the Ronaldo of lovers?
- Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
- I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
- Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions….Just letting you know!
- Are you Suarez? Cause I’ll let you bite me all night.
- Is your name Joe? Cause you’ve won my Hart.
- I can bend it better than Beckham.
- I want you in my mouth.
- Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
- Wanna see my world cup in action?
- Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
- Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
- Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
- I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
- I’m at my best during overtime.
Funny Football Pick Up Lines
- I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better.”
- You’re allowed to use your hands in this game.
- I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
- Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
- You’re Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
- Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of pele?
- Can I be one of the men in your box?
- Is your name Arjen? Because you’re Robben my heart.
- I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
- Can I take a few shots at your goal?
- I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
- Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.
- I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top but I’ll finish second.
- Because I play soccer all of the time, I’m really good at footsie.
- Don’t Worry, Baby, I Won’t Bite (Luis Suarez)
- Hey, did ya know I’m part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
- Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
- Did you know you look good in short pants?
- I bet you play soccer because you’re a keeper.
- What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
- It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
- I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
- You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
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