50+ Best Football Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for the best football pick up lines? If so, you’ve come to the right place! Here you’ll find 50+ witty and funny football pick up lines to help you score a date with that special someone. Whether you’re a fan of the sport or just looking for a way to break the ice, these pick up lines will have your potential mate laughing in no time.

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Best Football Pick Up Lines

  • Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra.
  • I can score more often than the average soccer player.
  • Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
  • If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
  • Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight.
  • I must say you’re more beautiful than the beautiful game.
  • You know… Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions…
  • Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I’m gonna screw you hard!
  • Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.
  • I like Ronaldo, But I’d like to get Messi.
  • If you were a soccer ball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
  • My name must be Ashley Young, because I’m falling for you.
  • Let’s scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
  • Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
  • Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It’s just like soccer, just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you cant score.

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Trending Football Pick Up Lines

  • Did you know I’m the Ronaldo of lovers?
  • Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
  • I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
  • Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions….Just letting you know!
  • Are you Suarez? Cause I’ll let you bite me all night.
  • Is your name Joe? Cause you’ve won my Hart.
  • I can bend it better than Beckham.
  • I want you in my mouth.
  • Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
  • Wanna see my world cup in action?
  • Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
  • Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
  • Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
  • I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
  • I’m at my best during overtime.

Funny Football Pick Up Lines

  • I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better.”
  • You’re allowed to use your hands in this game.
  • I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
  • Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
  • You’re Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
  • Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of pele?
  • Can I be one of the men in your box?
  • Is your name Arjen? Because you’re Robben my heart.
  • I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
  • Can I take a few shots at your goal?
  • I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
  • Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.
  • I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top but I’ll finish second.
  • Because I play soccer all of the time, I’m really good at footsie.
  • Don’t Worry, Baby, I Won’t Bite (Luis Suarez)
  • Hey, did ya know I’m part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
  • Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
  • Did you know you look good in short pants?
  • I bet you play soccer because you’re a keeper.
  • What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
  • It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
  • I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
  • You wanna score or just knock around my balls?

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