Are you looking for the best dinosaur pick up lines to use on your next date? If so, you’ve come to the right place! We’ve compiled a list of the best dinosaur pick up lines that will be sure to help you break the ice and get your date laughing. Whether you’re looking for a punny pickup line or just a simple compliment, these dinosaur pick up lines are sure to make your date smile. So, without further ado, here are the best dinosaur pick up lines for your next date!
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Dinosaur Pick Up Lines
- You can dig up my bone any day. It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.
- Much like the Flintstones, I’m the best at making your Bedrock!
- Let’s have some tyrannosaurus s*x.
- What do you call an unmatched dinosaur? Doyouthinkshesaurthis.
- Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?
- You put the ‘A$$’ in JurA$$ic.
- I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the ‘p’ is silent.
- Baby girl you’re like dino-mite.
- Come over to my place and I’ll leave you dino-sore.
- What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!
- I’m like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.
- You light me on fire; Stop it! Fire bad!
- Hey girl…let’s play find the dinosaur. I’ll give you a clue. It’s in my pants.
- Are you going hunting because that’s a nice club under your loincloth.
- Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.
- You make me feel like we’re in the Flirtaceous period.
- I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.
- Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!
- Everyone thinks us carnivores can’t be sensitive.
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- Why did you have to end the Ice Age by being so hot?
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Paleontology Dinosaur pick up lines
- Hey, girl! What’s your favorite dinosaur?
- I would catch a pterodactyl for you.
- Hey, baby wants to see my T-Rex.
- Hey gymosaur rex! I love your triceps-ratops!
- Do you know what I have in common with a pterodactyl? Aaahhhh….. my p is also silent.
- Did you know I’m a dinosaur? Yeah, I’m the elusive D-rachiosaurus.
- Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?
- Are you Dinosaur because you’ve been running through my head all day.
- Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.
- StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message?
- Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?
- Hey girl, after we’re done your A$$ is going to feel like it experienced its k-t extinction event.
- Wanna watch my dinosaur evolve?
- Do you want to pretend we’re both tyrannosaurus rex? Let’s keep each other at arm’s length!
- Hey is that a nest on your chest? You have two T-Rex eggs on you!
- Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.
- You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!
- I can plesiosaur you like no one ever had.
- You can dig up my bone any day.
- StegosaurME plus StegosaurYou equals StegosaurUS.
- Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?
- What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? JurA$$ic Pork.
- Can I play find the dinosaur in your pants?
- If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Tyranno-Gorgeous Rex.
- T Rex had arms so short he couldn’t hug you. Good thing I can.
- Do you prefer triceratops or tricerabottoms?
Funny Dinosaur Pick Up Lines
- Let me show you why they call me ‘Pleasure-you-asaurus.
- I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs, lets get this thing going.
- Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.
- Don’t let my tiny T-Rex arms fool you — I can reach everything.
- Are you an angel because I’m a dinosaur.
- You must be an excavation site; cause I’m digging you.
- Are you a dinosaur? Cuz jurr a$$ sick.
- I’m a paleontologist and you must be a fossil sample because I want to date you so much.
- Girl you put the a** in Jurassic.
- Can you name one similarity between me and a Triceratops? Yes, we’re both horny.
- Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?
- Did you know they just discovered the last remaining megalodon? Yeah, it’s called mega-long-dong and it’s in my pants.
- Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.
- Do you want to ride a raptor? You’re in luck, you found one! Me!
- You should come home with me because I’ll make you dino-sore.
- You make my heart fly like a Pterodactyl.
- Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)
- Do you want to read my body language?
- Want to have some Tyrannosaurus s*x.
- That’s the nicest tricerabottoms I’ve ever seen!
- Are you a raptor? cause i wanna ride you around town.
- They call me the T-Rex because much like my arms, my heart is extremely small.
- I’m an omnivore. That’s right baby, I eat everything.
- I’m a triceratops, and if you can’t already tell I’m pretty horny.
- Hey, do you want to hiber-mate.
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Cheesy Dinosaur Pick Up Lines
- Yeah, I mean… Technically I’m an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.
- Hey Chris Pratt! Let’s make that button-down henley extinct.
- Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.
- Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!
- Hey girl, want to see my bonersaurus?
- Yeah I’m a t-rex and my arms are short, but guess what? I make up for it elsewhere.
- Baby, you should be a fossil sample, and I should be a restless scientist since I need to date you seriously.
- Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.
- I going to tyrannosaurus wreck that a** when we get home.
- Every time you go, I have vestigial feelings for you.
- What do you call a dinosaur that’s just been bummed? Mega-sore-A$$.
- is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?
- Can you take care of this for me? My arms are too short.
- Come over here let me give you a T-rex hug.
- Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.
- One look at you and I feel like I’ve died and gone to a museum.
- I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.
- You ought to return home with me since I’ll make you dino-sore.
- Hey, kiss me if I get this incorrectly, but dinosaurs still exist right?
- Much like a T-rex, my arms are tiny. But also much like a T-rex, we make up for that with another body part wink
- Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?
- My place or roars?
- Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
- Are you a dinosaur because jurA$$ics beautiful!
- What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore! Hahaha. Will you date me, please?
- Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.
- Let’s play “find the dinosaur” with each other’s bodies!
