300+ Best Pick Up Lines Ever

Looking for ways to break the ice and catch the attention of that special someone? Look no further than these Best Pick Up Lines Ever. Whether you’re at a bar, a party, or just trying to start a conversation with someone you find intriguing, a well-timed and cleverly crafted pick-up line can be just the thing to break down any barriers and get the ball rolling. So, prepare to be armed with some of the most creative and effective pick-up lines around, and get ready to score a date with that special someone you’ve been eyeing.

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Best Pick Up Lines Ever

• If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
• Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.
• You’re one horny animal, rhino you are.
• Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
• Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
• You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!
• This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• I wish I were your shadow so that I could never leave your side.
• Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!
• I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
• Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
• I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
• Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
• I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
• Is your name honey? Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day.
• If I were a push door, you could still pull me.
• I don’t have Netflix so why don’t we just skip to the “chill” part.
• If we fight, I think you would be the one giving the final blow.
• Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
• Are you a dog? Because I LabrAdore you.
• I want a man that’ll go down in History and I’ll return the favor in English class.
• I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
• You must live in a vending machine because you are a snack, if I’ve ever seen one.
• Are you my gym membership? Because I’d likely use you a few times and then forget you ever existed.
• Are you a slide? Because I’d love to go down on you.
• Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
• I’m finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away.
• Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
• Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
• There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
• Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
• Gandhi said that “In a gentle way, you can shake the world” but I’d suggest starting with my bed frame.
• I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
• Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!
• Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
• Is your name Amazon? Because you’ve got everything I’m looking for.
• Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!
• I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
• Are you an African nation because you are Djiboutiful.
• If you make me laugh I’ll buy you a drink starts laughing regardless of what they do.
• If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
• I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
• I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
• I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.
• Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.
• Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
• I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

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Pick up lines for flirting

• If you were a SWAT team, I’d want you to smash my back doors in.
• Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.
• We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
• You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.
• I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
• If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
• If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
• Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
• Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
• Hey, do you have the time? Sorry I meant the time to give me your number.
• Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
• If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
• Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
• Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
• Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
• Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
• I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
• If you were the rain, I’d move to London to spend more time with you.
• They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
• Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
• If you were a time of day, you’d be fine o’clock.
• Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?
• Let’s play rock paper scissors and the loser gives the winner a kiss.
• Are you an organ thief? Because you just stole my heart.
• If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!
• Are you a South American nation? Because Uruguay that I’m looking for.
• Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
• Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
• Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte?
• I’m not good at holding conversations can I hold your hand instead
• If you were an explosion, Dyna-might you let me buy you a drink?
  Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
• I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!
• It is hard to choose what would be classed as the best pick up lines. On a given day, it could be any given one. And yet, it is best to be spoiled for choice as what may work on one, may not do the same on another.
• I think I need an eye test because there’s no way you’re really that stunning.
• I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
• If you were a poker hand, I’d be all in.
• Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
• Hello mam, I’m quality control officer (your name) it seems your mattress is overdue a testing.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.
• I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
• Have we met before? (They answer “no”) Oh, then I guess I do believe in love at first sight.
• If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
• You must be a priest because I know you’ll have me screaming “oh god” later tonight.
• Have you got the time… I’ve got the time if you’ve got the place!
• Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
• Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
• Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.
• If you were a ghost you’d be “boo!-tiful”.
• Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
• Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
• Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!
• Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
• You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.
• You’re my favorite YouTuber. I wanna smash your like button and subscribe for the rest of my life.
• What’s another word for beverage? (They answer “drink”) I’d love one, thank you.
• Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
• If you were a caterpillar, I’d larva you.
• You should come with a health warning because you are too hot to handle.
• If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
• Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
• Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.
• Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
• You must have been invented by Thomas Edison because you’ve been lighting the room up all night.
• You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
• Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
• I may not be a drill but I could definitely screw you.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.
• Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!
• Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
• How does it feel to be so gorgeous?
• Are you a coat hook? Because it seems I’m hung up on you.
• If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?
• Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
• If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!
• Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
• If I saw your reflection, I’d find it mirror-sistible.
• I’ve collected all the letters of the alphabet except one. I just need you to give me the D.
• Are you a new movie? Because I get the sense you’ll be “coming” soon.
• Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!
• We’re you born a mermaid, because you were a mermaid for me.
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
• Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
• I lost my number…can I have yours?
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
• Are you a dog treat because this bitch wants you.
• If I got cremated, would I urn your love?
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen
• Are you a sleeper train? Because I want to hop on and ride you all night.
• Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
• Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
• My roommate told me to take out the trash. When are you free?
• You remind me of the time I had a donkey steak because you too are one hot piece of ass.
• Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
• Do you sell fruit? Because I’d really love a date.

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Pick up lines for flirting For guys

• Did you know that some female spiders kill their mate after sex? Lucky for you I’m not a spider.
• I was about to ask the staff if they sold any bar snacks but you’re the only snack I need tonight.
• Do you think you could pick my drink up? I’m hoping you can raise my spirits.
• Hey are you bi? because I wanna bi with you.
• Are you a lumberjack? Because I’m in need of some wood.
• My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
• Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.
• Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
• If you’re here, then who’s on the front cover of Vogue.
• Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
• If you were a balloon, I’d never let you go.
• You remind me of myself. At the very least, I can be a little bit of me in you.
• Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Are you a clockmaker? Because my legs need setting to ten and two.
• I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.
• If you were whisky, you’d be the apple of my rye.
• You must be my lunatic chauffeur because you’re driving me, crazy.
• Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
• Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
• Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
• Are you a medieval stretching table? Because you’re making me long for you.
• Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
• If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!
• You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
• Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
• You must be a WiFi modem because I’m sensing a real connection.
• If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
• I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  Excuse me, do you think you could have a look at my broken down car? The only problem is it’s parked at my place.
• Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those insert color eyes.
• Are you a Disney Villian? Because you are Gaston-ishing.
• Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
• There’re no seats in here, do you mind if I sit on your face?
• For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
• Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
• Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
• Are you a souvenir? Because I’d like to take you home with me.
• Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?
• You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
• I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
• You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.
• Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
• Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!
• Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?
• Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.
• If we both transformed into fruit, we’d make quite the pair.
• They say that dreams aren’t real but you seem pretty real to me.
• Let me buy you a G&T to beGin with.

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Smooth pick up lines for her

• You look thirsty… let me get you a drink.
• Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!
• Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
• Is your name Uber? Because you’re getting me where I need to go.
• If you were a river, you’d be a Thamestress.
• I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
• You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
• Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
• Is the air not thin up there on your pedestal?
• Is your name Sherlock? Because I want you to take me Holmes.
• Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
• Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
• You must be an egg because you’re definitely getting laid.
• I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
• Are your trousers made of mirrors? Because I can see myself in your pants.
• I love the color of your eyes; they’d really match the color of my pillows.
• Are you a Grisly? Because I can bear-ly contain myself.
• I hope you aren’t going to order a White Russian when you’ve good a perfectly good (your ethnicity eg. black)(your nationality, eg. American) right here.
• If you were a tree, would you pine for me?
• I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
• I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
• Are you a sofa bed? Because I need to know whether you pull out.
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
• Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.
• Did it hurt … When they beat you with the sexy stick?
• If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.
• Are you an object with mass? Cuz i feel an attractive force around you.
• There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off
• Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
• They say there’s seven wonders of the world, but after seeing you I now know there’s eight.
• Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!
• Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.
• Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing!
• I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
• What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?
• If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
• Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!
• Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
• Do you like Toy Story? Because I’ve got two toys of my own if you’d care to see, and they’re also called “Woody” and “Buzz”.
• You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
• Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
• If you won’t buy me a drink, at least give me your number.
• Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.
• I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
• There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
• You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
• If you were a booger I’d pick you first
• Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
• I opened a fortune cookie today and it said that the love of my life will appear in front of me surprisingly … fakes shock … Ah! You scared me! I guess it must be you.
• Do you live in the Louvre? Because you are a masterpiece.
• Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
• Are you a cake, “Because I want a piece of that.”
• I don’t usually do pick-up lines but for you I’d do anything.

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Pick Up Lines for Crush

• Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
• I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
• If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion
• Are you Space Shuttle Challenger? Cause I want to explode inside of you.
• I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
• Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Cause you are CuTe.
• I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
• I nearly went to an Irish bar tonight but didn’t want to go Molly Alone.
• Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
• Are you from the Netherlands? Because Amster-Damn girl!
• Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
• Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?
• Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
• If being handsome were an olympic sport, you’d win gold for sure.
• Are you the hot single in my area that I keep getting emails about?
• Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
• You must be an encyclopaedia because I’m in-fact-uated with you.
• If you were a liqueur, jägermeist you have a shot with me?
• Hold out hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?”
• Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
• My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?
• Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
• On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.
• Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
• I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
• Do you think you’ll want a full English for breakfast tomorrow? Or will you still be full from the sausage I give you tonight?
• Did you steal my dictionary? Because I’m lost for words.
• Are you a steep hill? Because you’ve really took my breath away.
• I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
• Being confident is more important than ever. And having a smooth pick up line to go with that also helps. The tone of voice, coupled with the look of confidence, could be all that it takes.
• Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!