It’s Halloween time, which means it’s time for some spooky puns and jokes! Halloween is the perfect time to crack some jokes and make some puns that will get everyone in the spirit of the holiday. Whether you’re telling them around a campfire or at a party, these Funny Puns for Halloween party are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face! So get ready to get your scare on with the best Puns and Jokes for Halloween!
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Funny Puns for Halloween Party
- Let’s have some skele-fun!
- Witch better have my candy.
- Basic witch.
- It’s gonna be a great Halloween — I can feel it in my bones!
- Wow, this Halloween candy is spook-tacular.
- Stop goblin up all my candy!
- Here’s to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.
- Squash goals.
- It’s easy to repair a broken jack o’lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!
- Twix or treat!
- Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Ghouls just want to have fun!
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- Halloween puns are so (candy) corny!
- Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for I scream!
- SquashGoals
- Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don’t let it go to waist!
- My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I’d gourd it with my life!
- I’m going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
- A scare is born.
- You’re just my (blood) type.
- Your costume is so realistic, it’s un-candy!
- I’m way ahead of the carve.
- Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
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Funny Halloween Puns and Jokes
- It may be (candy) corny, but I love Halloween!
- Let’s pumpkin spice things up this Halloween.
- Witch, please.
- Resting witch face.
- Hallow-queen.
- Happy Howl-oween.
- Trick or tequila.
- No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
- Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.
- Too cute to spook.
- Lift your spirits!
- Aren’t these pumpkins gourd-geous?
- This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.
- Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween!
- I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.
- You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
- Mummy of the year.
- I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
- Frankly, I don’t think I’m that scary.
- Don’t forget to carve out some time for pumpkin decorating!
- Fangs for the memories.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Life is gourd.
- Eat, drink, and be scary.
- I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.
- What’s up my witches?
- Trick or treat yo’ self.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
- No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.
- Bow down, witches.
- Pumpkin’ out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.
- Witch-ing you a Happy Halloween!
- Hello, gourd-geous.
- Oh my gourd!
- Come as you aren’t.
- Oh my gourdness, it’s finally Halloween!
- Bone appetit!
- You’ve got me under your spell.
- Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Carving out some time for Halloween fun.
- Trick or treat yo’ self to some candy.
- Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.
- You are the pick of the patch!
- Go big or gourd home!
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- Witchful thinking.
- Creep it real.
- Beware of Resting Witch Face.
- Want to hear some skeleton puns? They’re very humerus!
- Howl you doin’?
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