If you’re anything like me, you love Deadpool. This foul-mouthed antihero from Marvel comics has appeared in comics, animated TV shows and movies, video games, and even made his way into a family-friendly theme park ride at Disney World. But my favorite thing about the character (in addition to his own twisted sense of humor) are the deadpool pick up lines he uses on women in nearly every comic he appears in. For some reason, these deadpool pick up lines always come off as funny instead of creepy or offensive to me, and that’s why I want to share them with you!
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Deadpool pick up lines
- These timelines can get so confusing. Do we sleep first or meet first?
- Hey Rouge, you into some DP action?
- When I’m finished parts will have to grow back you.
- Maximum effort!
- I bet it feels huge in this hand.
- Vanessa’s already working on plan A, B, all the way through Z. Me? I’m memorizing the details of her face. Like it’s the first time I’m seeing it. Or the last.
- Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
- Hang in there, baby! I gotcha! I got a plan. You’re not going to like it.
- You never change do you, darling?
- Now, I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
- If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left leg is Christmas, would I be able to visit you between the holidays?
- So, if I flip a coin, what’s the chances I could get a tail?
- Well, I want to remember us. I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I’m going to boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window.
- Girl, do you taste like Mama June after hot yoga.
- House blowing up builds character. And also if you blow me.
- It’s a total dick move. Go. Chicka-chickahhhh.
- You were droning on!
- Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid.
- Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like Daffodil Daydream.
- Hey girl, You may be wondering, “Why the red suit?” Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.
- My common sense is tingling.
- Superhero landing! She’s going to do a superhero landing!
- You’re about to be killed by a Zamboni.
- Call me Deadpool, because I break down the fourth wall and your bed.
- Okay girls, I only have twelve bullets, so you’re all going to have to share!
- Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? No babe you are the only wall I want to break.
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Funny Deadpool pick up lines
- I’ve been traveling to exotic places, Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people. And babe I just make love.
- Deadpool Pick Up I’d totally bang Bea Arthur too.
- Whose pussy litter did I just shit in?
- I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.
- Ahhhh Baby, Do you know I’m touching myself tonight.
- Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.
- Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream.
- If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.
- I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.
- I’ll polish your ‘M80’ while you watch The Golden Girls.
- I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is your best girl, the time has come to be a Fu©king superhero.
- You have something in your teeth.
- And you are? What the shit? That’s the coolest name ever!
- You might be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad girls don’t see me bleed.
- Hang in there, baby! I gotcha! I got a plan. You’re not going to like it.
- You live in a house? Mind if I join in?
- If your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left leg is Christmas, would I be able to visit you between the holidays?
- Deadpool Pick Up I’d totally bang Bea Arthur too.
- I’ll polish your ‘M80’ while you watch The Golden Girls.
- I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.
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Naughty Deadpool pick up lines
- Guy came in here looking for you. Real Grim Reaper-type. I don’t know. Might further the plot.
- About why we’re so good together. Your crazy matches my crazy, big time.
- Ahhhh Baby, Do you know I’m touching myself tonight.
- Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much.
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
- I get why you’re so pissy, but your mood’s never gonna brighten ’till you find this woman and tell her how you feel.
- Bad Deadpool… Good Deadpool!
- So what’s it going to be, sullen silence or mean comment. Or perhaps non-stop moaning for the night.
- Hey Rouge, you into some DP action?
- This is my most prized possession.
- Ever see 127 Hours? Because I can go that long.
- flicks your chin You never change do you, darling?
- So, if I flip a coin, what’s the chances I could get a tail?
- You’re still here? It’s over. Go home! Oh, you’re expecting a teaser from me!
- After a brief adjustment period, and a couple of drinks, it’s a face… I’d be happy to sit on.
- Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf.
- All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.
- You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado. And babe I will be your avocado any time.
- Happy Lent.
- Hey girl, Do you know I’m totally indestructible and completely unFu©kable.
- Doing the right thing is messy. You want to fight for what’s right, sometimes you have to fight dirty. And babe I play dirty.
- Girl, I can mouth-sexed your can of helium.
- Hey girl, Do you know I’m totally indestructible and completely unFu©kable.
- Yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder.
- I don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in me.
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