90+ Best Christmas Pick Up Lines

Here are 90+ best Christmas pick up lines that will help you get a date with the guy or girl you have your eyes on. These Christmas pick up lines are great conversation starters as well. Use these pick up lines during Christmas to impress someone special.

Christmas Pick Up Lines

  • Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.
  • Ever do it in a sleigh?
  • Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
  • Girl, if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.
  • Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
  • He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.
  • He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…
  • Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
  • How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?
  • How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

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Cheesy Christmas Pick Up Lines

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  • How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?
  • How about you show me peace on earth and I’ll show you goodwill toward men?
  • I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
  • I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
  • I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
  • I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
  • I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
  • I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
  • I have the stamina of a jolly, round man — I can go all night long.
  • I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out?
  • I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
  • I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts.
  • I might be a Grinch, but that just means I’ve got something that’ll grow three sizes.
  • I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
  • I take romance to a new level — I don’t cuddle; I hibernate.
  • I want to fill you up with my holiday spirit.
  • If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?
  • If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
  • If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
  • If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
  • If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.
  • If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
  • Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?
  • Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way

Funny Christmas Pick Up Lines

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  • I’d ride that sleigh!
  • I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
  • I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?
  • I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.
  • I’ve got you on my nice and naughty list!
  • Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas.
  • Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
  • Let’s both be naughty this year and save
  • Santa the trip.
  • Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
  • Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
  • Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other.
  • My bedroom is the warmest place for 500 miles. Looks like we have to head there if we want to stay warm.
  • Of all the magnetic poles in the world, you had to walk into mine.
  • Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?
  • Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
  • Screw the nice list;
  • Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
  • That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.

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Sexy Christmas Pick Up Lines

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  • That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
  • The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
  • The only package I want this Christmas is yours.
  • This year Santa is going to come more than once.
  • Unlike Santa, I’ll bring over some toys if you want to get naughty.
  • Wanna Scrooge?
  • Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
  • Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
  • Want some of my eggnog?
  • Want to climb into my warm and fuzzy cloak?
  • What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night?
  • What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
  • You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
  • You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid?

Naughty Christmas Pick Up Lines

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  • Are you Adam Sandler? Because I’m ready to give you eight crazy nights.
  • Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
  • Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
  • Are you a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
  • Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
  • Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
  • Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
  • Baby, we need to get together before Christmas — because you can’t spell “love” with No-el.
  • Because I want to Merry you.
  • Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
  • Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
  • Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
  • Can I be the milk to your cookies?
  • Can I introduce you to my red-nosed reindeer?
  • Can I l*?* your candy cane?
  • Can I ride your reindeer?
  • Can I see your tinsel?
  • Can I stuff your stocking?
  • Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
  • Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
  • Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
  • Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny.
  • Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
  • Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
  • Do you live in an igloo? Because you’re a pretty cool person.
  • Do you wanna sit on my yule log?
  • Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?

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