50+ Best Lawyer Pick Up Lines

Do you want to get a date with the guy/girl who is a lawyer? Here are 50+ best Lawyer pick up lines that will surely help you to get a date with him/her you like. Use these lawyer pick up lines to impress someone with whom you want to flirt and date.

50+ Best Lawyer Pick Up LinesPin
50+ Best Lawyer Pick Up Lines

Lawyer Pick Up Lines

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  • Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
  • Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?
  • Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
  • Girl, you’re testi-fine.
  • Hey baby, are you a lawyer because talking to you just violated the terms of my parole.
  • Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.
  • Hey baby, let’s go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
  • Hey baby! do you have a lawyer cause you just stole my heart.
  • Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
  • Hey boy, I don’t need your call number. I know I can find you in the Fine section.
  • Hey boy, I hear you’re of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I’ll admit you.
  • Hey boy, if I were on a jury I’d find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
  • Hey Girl! I’m a lawyer call me when u want to get a divorce.
  • How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
  • I believe that it’s in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
  • I don’t know if I have standing, but I’d love to court you.
  • I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?
  • I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

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Funny Lawyer Pick Up Lines

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  • I need someone to look through these briefs.
  • I think I’d be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
  • I’d have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
  • I’ve got a precedent that’s long and deep.
  • I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.
  • I’m going to sue the pants off you.
  • If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence.
  • Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Is your Daddy a lawyer? Because you look innocent and I feel guilty.
  • Is your estate subject to open?

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Flirty Lawyer Pick Up Lines

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  • Just be who you are, I’m not the one to judge.
  • Let me show you my mens rea.
  • Let’s adjourn to the bedroom.
  • Let’s just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
  • Nice rebuttal.
  • Res ipsa loquitur’, honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
  • The prosecution can rest at my place tonight.
  • There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
  • Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.
  • What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
  • When I bring an ejec**action, there’ll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
  • When I think of you, I become fully vested.
  • Are you my lawyer? Because you should be screwing me.
  • Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me.
  • You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
  • You’re so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
  • Your body is ‘ultra vires’, it’s beyond my power to control myself around you.

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